swartenwit:

Salvador Dali

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niladhevan:

So you have a merry bunch of French dudes dancing on a Macklemore’s song in a Japanese street. No reason to scroll past that.

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snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

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fake-mermaid:

the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour

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clitt:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

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h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

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joshuellle:

i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up

and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA

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pearls-for-cats:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you say “whale oil beef hooked” really fast it sounds “well i’ll be fucked” in an irish accent omfg

how on earth did you discover this? 

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